Dad Bod Buff

Whether you’re a grill master, lawn warrior, or king of couch naps, Dad Bod Buff is here to upgrade your skin game. This scrub blasts away dead skin and dullness, revealing smoother, softer skin beneath that rugged exterior. 

Scent: Aquatic Elements – a fresh blend of ocean breeze, crisp citrus, and clean masculinity, like Poseidon wearing a flannel shirt.

Directions (for Legendary Use)

1. Scoop a Manly Amount – None of that pinky-finger dab nonsense. Go big.
2. Scrub Like You Mean It – Circular motions, preferably while flexing in the mirror.
3. Rinse Like a Viking – Hot water. Grunt optional.
4. Admire Your Smoothness – Warning: May lead to excessive shirtlessness.
5. Repeat 2–3x per week – Or whenever you’re feeling rugged and exfoliatable.